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undoherdamage:

unicorn-dealing-octopus:

THIS is why I want to learn how to pole dance.
Pole dancing isn’t always sexual. It’s an incredible work-out and it takes a lot of time and practice. It’s one of the most scrutinized and frowned-upon forms of dancing, but  it really shouldn’t be. The ladies and gentlemen who take time to learn how to pole dance are incredible- and so are their bodies! Pole dancing increases cardiovascular state, muscle strength, muscle endurance, motor skills AND flexibility. An average session of 45 minutes can burn 250 calories. You reduce your risk of cardiovascular disease, you increase your bone density, and decrease your cholesterol. How can pole dancing be seen as so horrible when it’s really, really good for you?!

^^Seriously this
Spent half the time at my first strip show just amazed at how talented and fit those girls were I mean wow I could never do that

^^^^^^^ thank you!

undoherdamage:

unicorn-dealing-octopus:

THIS is why I want to learn how to pole dance.

Pole dancing isn’t always sexual. It’s an incredible work-out and it takes a lot of time and practice. It’s one of the most scrutinized and frowned-upon forms of dancing, but  it really shouldn’t be. The ladies and gentlemen who take time to learn how to pole dance are incredible- and so are their bodies! Pole dancing increases cardiovascular state, muscle strength, muscle endurance, motor skills AND flexibility. An average session of 45 minutes can burn 250 calories. You reduce your risk of cardiovascular disease, you increase your bone density, and decrease your cholesterol. How can pole dancing be seen as so horrible when it’s really, really good for you?!

^^Seriously this

Spent half the time at my first strip show just amazed at how talented and fit those girls were I mean wow I could never do that

^^^^^^^ thank you!

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(Source: caroforbes)

why i think i annoy the shit out of people.

1. i make stupid noises to break the silence.

2. i progressively talk louder and louder about stuff i’m passionate about.

3. i actually sometimes stop breathing when i’m talking.

4. if someone is looking at me i make a stupid face at them.

5. i hate most of the conventional popular things going on now adays.

6. i sit quietly at parties because in all honesty i hate the music so much and i’m trying not to be rude.

7. i hate it when people touch me. 

8. my laugh.

9. i have no problem burping in front of people.

10. i get so upset if i think i look even a little bit skanky.

11. i trip on everything.

12. i talk during the movie because i am so damn excited about what we are watching.

13. i suck at beer pong.

14. i’m oblivious. to everything.

15. i fucking hate video games.

i just feel my over all personality is just so far out from everyone i am friends with that i just don’t fit anywhere. and that people just don’t like me.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Hospital
by: Lydia
from: Illuminate

elcru:

Lydia -Hospital 

“Oh, no one is watching now
Sing like you just might drown.
But always come back home
Cause I never got to see you once more, no.
I guess that’s all I wanted.
Yeah, I guess that’s all I needed.”

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